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08.06.2025 01:12

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News
Minds and Behinds
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Still no good