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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 01:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Earth’s oldest living creature unearthed—dating back 700 million years - The Brighter Side of News

Minds and Behinds

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Kohler's $51M Arizona award terminated by Department of Energy - ABC15 Arizona

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I’m wondering about attachment and transference with the therapist and the idea of escape and fantasy? How much do you think your strong feelings, constant thoughts, desires to be with your therapist are a way to escape from your present life? I wonder if the transference serves another purpose than to show us our wounds and/or past experiences, but is a present coping strategy for managing what we don’t want to face (even if unconsciously) in the present—-current relationships, life circumstances, etc. Can anyone relate to this concept of escape in relation to their therapy relationship? How does this play out for you?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Why is North Korea a jail?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some good inspirational movies?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Is it common for female doctors to examine male patients without another nurse present? Is there a difference in protocol for nurses and physician assistants?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Still no good